Turn water into wowie and resurrection into a Saturday Night Fever with the only T-shirt that proves the Lord of Lords also rules the dance floor. This holy grail of groovy fashion features Disco Jesus striking that iconic Bee Gees pose with enough divine funk to part a dance floor faster than Moses parted the Red Sea. Complete with a halo, bell-bottoms, and 2,000 years of certified chart-toppers, this shirt says, “I came to save souls and boogie.” Perfect for: Church picnics with a beat