Who Needs Search Engines When You're Married
Tired of reaching for your phone when you have a burning question? Save your battery life with our "I Don't Need Google" t-shirt the perfect tribute to the walking, talking search engine you married!
This tee acknowledges the ultimate truth of married life your wife somehow knows the answer before you've even finished asking the question. Whether it's directions, family birthdays, where you left your keys, or what your mother in law really thinks about your cooking she's got the database that puts Silicon Valley to shame.Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just to score some brownie points after forgetting to take out the trash (again). Machine washable, unlike your search history.
Warning: Wearing this shirt does not actually transfer your wife's knowledge to you. Results may vary. The shirt works best when your wife is within earshot.