"Introducing our 'Too Much Information' vinyl sticker Proudly declaring 'I Fuck on the first date' in eye-catching font that's impossible to miss!
Perfect for slapping on your laptop in crowded coffee shops, your water bottle at the gym, or your notebook during that important client presentation. Nothing says 'professional judgment' quite like announcing your dating habits to complete strangers!
This premium vinyl sticker is waterproof, weather-resistant, and guaranteed to make your parents question their childrearing decisions. Watch as fellow commuters on public transportation suddenly find the ceiling fascinating and nearby parents hurriedly cover their children's eyes!