This t-shirt boldly announces 'I Fuck On the First Date' in eye catching font that ensures everyone from your barista to your grandmother's bridge club will know exactly where you stand on dating etiquette.
Perfect for wearing to job interviews, family reunions, or first dates (obviously). Watch as people either laugh uncomfortably, slowly back away, or immediately suggest dinner plans! This shirt eliminates all that tedious small talk and gets right to the point.
Side effects may include: sudden emptying of nearby areas, frantic swiping on dating apps in your vicinity, and your mother calling to ask if everything's okay. Not recommended for parent-teacher conferences.
Hand wash only just like your dating reputation.