HOLY PORK PARADOX! This isn't just a t-shirt it's evidence of the greatest backstabbing in farm history! This isn't your grandma's farm animal shirt (unless your grandma is METAL AF)!
Perfect for: People who laugh in the face of moral dilemmas. Anyone who's ever said "bacon makes everything better". The friend who orders bacon wrapped bacon with a side of bacon. Vegetarians looking to absolutely TERRIFY their friends. Let's be honest, this shirt answers the ageold question: "If pigs could eat bacon, would they?" AND THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING "HECK YEAH THEY WOULD!" WARNING: May cause uncontrollable bacon cravings, or existential crises in farm animals.